April242014

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

(Source: 420dongsquad, via forgottencanada)

12AM

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via forgottencanada)

12AM
April232014
2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
"White people, sheesh"
"SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
"It is a matter of gay or death"
"Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
"It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
"You an ass"
"KITTY"
"A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
"I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
"I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
"Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
"THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
"IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
"Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
"WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
"Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
"How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
"We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
"why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"

2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)

  • "White people, sheesh"
  • "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
  • "It is a matter of gay or death"
  • "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
  • "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
  • "You an ass"
  • "KITTY"
  • "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
  • "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
  • "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
  • "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
  • "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
  • "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
  • "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
  • "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
  • "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
  • "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
  • "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
  • "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
  • "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
  • "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"

(via hetalianforever)

10PM

shotamegane:

1. Pixiv ID6238177

2. Pixiv ID7826681

3. Pixiv ID10861073

Memberおふとん

10PM
April212014
April142014
10PM
bnsm:

サイッコーーーーーー!

bnsm:

サイッコーーーーーー!

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10PM
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